I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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