did you get engaged???
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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