He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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