Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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