No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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