we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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