My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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