I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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