I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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