I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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