this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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