Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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