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(810): View more from Michigan

kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.

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(647): View more from Ontario

she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...

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