Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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