I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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