You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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