I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
