i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
it's like heaven, but drunker
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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