at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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