ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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