I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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