i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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