**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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