Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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