Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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