you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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