i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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