is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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