At least make sure they are 18
Why
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
i think im in europe. pls send help
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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