Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Fuck appropriateness.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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