normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He keeps bees of course he's weird
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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