Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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