I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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