Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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