I must be too annoying 4 u.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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