But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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