He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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