Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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