Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
you inspire me to be a worse person
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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