we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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