I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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