The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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