If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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