It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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