Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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