How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
My feet surprised me
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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