I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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