I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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