what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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