I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
