Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
We talked him into tasing himself.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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