My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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