"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm really into asian looking animals
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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