SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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