grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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