she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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